Cosmic Playhouse Astrology

Caroline Marshall and I not only produced years of theatre together, but we've also been armchair philosophers and professional astrologers. And by professional, I mean, it counts if someone gives you money and you tell them their progress moon is about to go into Pisces, right?

We finally started a podcast on YouTube. So check us out for zany rants, feminist musings and brazen predictions.

Spooky li'l bitches in action

Our first episode is short and sweet and a technical disaster.

But it will tell you who's gonna be POTUS in 2025

Uranus: The Low-Hanging Fruit of Astrology Jokes

Our second episode is filled with the basest astrology humor.

But it has nonsensical accents!

Are we drunk? Or do we just seem like we are?

Everybody loves to complain about Mercury retrograde... but why? How has Mercury hurt you?