I'm quirky! When you can't afford Kirsten Vangsness, call me!
I'm not a real estate agent, but I can play one on TV! (*offer also applies to Public Defender & Office Worker #1)
Yeah, I'm trash. What of it? I can be your alcoholic single mother - also not afraid to go head-to-head with the sexually harassing factory boss.
Yes, I CAN smile. But it costs extra. Message me for details.
Less than one minute of proof that I've been acting for over 30 years.